"Rumor has it that his package is a bit large and I guess Nancy wanted to see for herself if it was true. She got pregnant and Roger told her the kid wasn't his and to fuck off.
By the time Nancy had the baby we had graduated and Roger had joined the Army and was long gone.
We graduated from high school and Pauline went back east to go to college.
Yeah, you could ask her where she wants to eat tonight ... Too many options, too much time researching on Yelp. And tell me in advance where we're going, because once we meet up...7. If you tell her, "Let's hang out Thursday," and don't follow up with her until the day of, she's already forgotten about you. Honestly, no matter how I look on our date, just be grateful I have no food stains on my clothing or body because I raced here after scarfing Chipotle while finishing three assignments and Googling directions for the restaurant at the same time. Glass half-empty: I will only wait 10 minutes for your late ass before I leave. It couldn't be easier to tell if she's into you or not.
I have a long list of awesome things I want to do but haven't had time, so I have no shortage of ideas for museums we can visit or parks we could go sit in. You're basically in a constant three-way with her calendar. " "I don't know, let me ask Cal." "Goddamn it, can't we do one little thing without asking Cal if he thinks it's a good idea? If you try to cancel on her the night of the date early in the relationship, you will probably never hear from her again. Plus, if you cancel now, I can't see you for another like three weeks, so it might as well be never.6. It's a wonder she found the time to put on pants for you. Glass half-full: I'll always be on time meeting you.
It seemed like Paulie changed boyfriends about as often as I changed my socks and each one she had was a loser.
Once I asked my sister why I couldn't get anywhere with Pauline.
Well, I can tell you exactly what I'm doing tonight because I've had it planned for three weeks and sadly, you are not part of those activities. I don't have a ton of time, so when I do finally have time, I basically want to go on a mini vacation where we do the most incredibly things in the whole city in one day somehow because I have to fit seven days of fun into one afternoon. You'll never stress over planning cool dates ever again. When your schedule is booked back to back-to-back every day, you get used to showing up on time so you're not late to the next thing.
Because Saturday is "get shit done" day, and I'm too exhausted to get ready for a big date Saturday night. It will be the only time I've been able to see you all week, which is good because... Your dates with her will always be seriously next level.Not that it mattered since once out of school I never encountered imaginary numbers again.Of course some of the times I was told to hang in there and it would get better I hung in there and they did.Contact lenses came along and Frankie Four-eyes disappeared.I went out for football and I thought I was pretty good, but the coach thought Danny Marks was better so I sat on the bench.My eighteenth birthday was a week before school started and as a birthday present Nance (who was two months older) gave me my first blow job. " Never having done it and not having the slightest idea of what I was doing I naturally didn't give a good showing the first time out. A month into the twelfth grade she dumped me for Roger Medow.