Maybe not Cary Grant, David Beckham or Tony Stark …
Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.” Romantic.The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.So you’ve tracked down future lovers on the road, Facebook and on your phone, but what about 30,000 feet in the air?Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?
Check out some of the worst and weirdest dating and sex apps out there – for when OKCupid just isn’t going to cut it.
You might think you’re pretty good in bed, but if you’re someone who often wonders just how well you compare to others during sex, now you can check those crippling insecurities with Passion!
This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.
If the person you’ve swiped is also feeling Heavenly or Sinful to match you, then you’ve got yourself a match made in Heaven (sorry).
The app also includes a handy map so you can see your fellow Heavenly or Sinful people according to their location.
You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.